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AI Ozzy, Boner Phones & Killer Robots: This Week’s Glorious Chaos

May 24, 2026
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In this no-filter, balls-to-the-wall Episode 260 of Razor Wire, McShane, Fitz, and Jefé carve up the week’s most unhinged headlines. AI brings back Ozzy Osbourne, a Texas Democrat wants to castrate Zionists, Stephen Colbert finally leaves, Disney begs the FCC to pretend The View is real news, Tulsi Gabbard steps down for her husband’s cancer battle, and Scott LoBaido plants a massive middle finger right in front of NYC’s socialist mayor. Plus spam that’s “sorta meat,” midgets getting hot, armed robot bans, throat cancer from oral sex, and Ted Cruz dropping truth bombs on Democrat racism. Reality is officially more insane than satire.

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