Algae Agitators

Razor Wire News goes full snark on “Algae Gate” at DC’s Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, mocking CNN/ABC’s pool-store “science” while their boots-on-the-ground Hanrahan spirals into chaos. The crew pivots to media narrative warfare: Tulsi Gabbard drops documents accusing Fauci of funding Wuhan gain-of-function and shaping COVID intel, but they say it’s meaningless without arrests. UK drama gets flagged: social media ID/teen bans framed as mass surveillance (with BlueSky carveout), plus Pakistani rape-gang allegations and Keir Starmer pressure. They react to leaked names tied to Peter Thiel’s secretive “Dialogue” society (politicians, CEOs, actors), and track the Iran peace wobble and Israel backlash. They call the “White House UFC drone terror plot” a false-flag PSYOP, note JD Vance’s View tour, and end on San Andreas megaquake talk, beer reviews, and Father’s Day.