Black Hole Star

Recorded Saturday August 15th 6:50PM

On Razor Wire News (Sat., Aug. 15, 6:53 PM), Fitz returns from Indiana training educators, recounting a surreal Amish/Mennonite encounter at a Mandarin-speaking Chinese buffet and extreme Midwest weather including a derecho, flooding, and tornado warnings. The hosts riff on a WNBA update about leaders unable to define “woman,” celebrate Caitlin Clark’s stat dominance, and highlight Royce White’s viral “nine inches of clitoris” post—plus a parody song. They condemn Wall Street Journal/CNN claims about the USS Abraham Lincoln, citing Navy leadership: 266 days deployed, 10,000 sorties, 1.5 million pounds of ordnance, 84% retention, and only a small number of treated mental-health cases. They discuss Wisconsin primary “election shenanigans” involving late-night vote dumps and missing USB-stick results. Jefe drops trivia and a farm report on Brazil’s banana spider, whose bite can cause prolonged painful erections. Science talk covers earthquake/volcano clustering, Chile’s reported pre-quake lights, and an MIT story suggesting black holes may spawn stars; they also mention Brian Johnson claiming organ cloning. Beer/cider reviews and chat banter close out the show.